From the recording Climate Change

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Lyrics

My buddy Charlie set me up with a lady

Said she was classy but a little bit crazy

I like ‘em classy but I love ‘em crazy

Opened her door and I said hello baby

Then she asked for my help

And I thought good Lord save me



It’s my nail polish I can’t seem to choose

No-Teal Mo-Teal or Peek-a-Blue?

Melon of Troy I just can’t decide

Hands-Off-My-Henna or Likkity Lime?



Pick your poison baby dying to get acquainted

Really don’t mind what shade your nails are painted

Pick your poison you don’t need no transforming

Those legs of yours are causing global warming

Pick your poison baby Pick your poison baby



Finally arrived at Il Ristorante

Lights nice and low over a glass of Chianti

Smooth on man I was in my groove

Dancing away with her sweet baby blues

Then she took a long look

At that Italian menu



Is your linguini gluten free?

Doctor Oz says it gives me allergies

Are the clams in your casino free range?

Slaughtered humanely without too much pain?



Pick your poison baby just a simple dinner

Eating God’s creatures don’t make you no sinner

Pick your poison we’re running out of time

I’m gonna meet my maker ‘fore you

Make make make make make up your mind

Pick your poison baby



Pick your poison baby Pick your poison baby



Back at her place temperature was rising

Good night looming on my horizon

Out she strolled short shorts and sports bra

Said I got something good for you

Then she asked me to try

A little bikram yoga



The key to detox is oodles of sweat

This tortoise pose man it’s better than sex

Don’t you be scared of a little exertion I’m

Lookin’ for flirting getting nothing but hurting I





Picked my poison baby sorry to be leaving

This kind of steaming ain’t quite what I was dreaming

Picked my poison must of slipped my mind

I got a date with my boy Charlie

Under that Bud Light sign treat him to a

Piece piece piece piece piece of my mind

I picked my poison baby

I picked my poison baby

I picked my poison baby

I picked my poison baby

I picked my poison baby

Don Harrison and Bryan Ewald

Copyright 2016, Never Can Tell Music, LLC

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2021